Professor Harington spent an enjoyable evening at Bingo, winning $400 in the process. He never made it home afterwards – he was found dead, his throat slit, in the parking lot less than 10 minutes after leaving. According to the police officer first on the scene, Professor Harington’s winnings were still in his pocket, eliminating theft of the money as a motive. The body has been secured and removed, and the other attendees of the bingo hall that evening have been directed to the precinct for questioning.
Arriving at the scene, the Webster Street Irregulars saw two immediate challenges to their investigation.
"Heh, I know those guys. Lemme go talk to them," Paul Carpenter said, hitching up his pants and nodding to the two police officers standing near one of the squad cars. The retired cop called out to his former coworkers, walking over to talk shop with them. While they were distracted, the rest of the Irregulars slipped past the police cordon.
Examining the keypad to the bingo hall's alarm system, Lisa McLaren chuckled to herself. "This will be easy," she said, selecting a set of wire cutters from her bag. "In fact, watch this, I'm going to show you how simple this is." Under the watchful eyes of her companions, she confidently snipped a wire - and tripped the alarm.
"Well, it looked like it would be easy," she said with a shrug.
[With one success and one failure in the narrative scene sequence, the Irregulars scored a draw, and deploy divided between opposite table edges for the beginning of the tactical sequence.]
Turn 1:
Paul worked his way across the parking lot, stopping to examine an unlocked trunk on one of the squad cars. Carefully looking around to ensure no one was paying attention, he popped the trunk and took some photos of the evidence collected by the crime scene investigators.
Steve Carter, one of the group's wrights (craftsmen and alchemists), started sneaking across the parking lot, but froze halfway across; this was his first brush with lawbreaking in the course of a paranormal investigation.
Lisa and Guy split up, with Guy circling the rear of the bingo hall and letting himself in the back door; Lisa rounded the front of the building, eager to talk to a trio of working girls who were potential witnesses. However, as she got close, she froze, nervous and suddenly shy.
Carrie Ravencroft, the leader of the Irregulars and the group's sole Weaver, darted across the parking lot, reaching the late Professor Harington's car. The portal at the lower right-hand corner of the board pulsed, disgorging two swarms of rats, which beelined menacingly towards Paul.
Turn 2:
Spotting the rats, Steve lobbed a bundle of sage,salt and silver shavings over the squad car, sending the rats running. "Thanks for the assist, kid," Paul grunted. Steve tipped his hat and, seeing Lisa's struggle, hustled across the parking lot.
"I can take it from here, Lisa," he said, waggling his eyebrows at the women. "Man, I know you," one of the hookers said. "You're broke, beat it!"
Lisa rolled her eyes at Steve, but couldn't get over her own nerves and just kept tripping over her own tongue. Carrie pulled open the door to Professor Harington's car and began searching through the back seat, failing to spot anything interesting until Paul sauntered over and grabbed some papers. "Something something Babylonian cuneiform, something sacrifice... This what you're looking for?" He asked with a wink. Carried rolled her eyes and snatched the papers from him.
Guy, meanwhile, spotted a set of keys on the floor of the bingo hall, pocketed them, and walked out the front door to see if he could talk up the hookers successfully, but didn't have enough actions available to him to try.
Portals 1 and 3 belched out two rat swarms apiece, and with the third clue being collected, with a rumble a diabolical stone pillar rose out of the earth - the Nexus point!
Turn 3:
Paul moved to shoot one of the rat swarms, but the hammer fell on an empty chamber [critical failure], ending his turn. Steve threw another bundle of repellents, sending the rats scurrying away, then moved closer to the Nexus and began to harvest Arcana from it, straining ectoplasm into a mason jar.
Giving up on the working girls, Guy made his way to one of the portals, ready to harvest and shut it down.
Carrie made her way to the Nexus, successfully pulling Arcana from it as well, and Lisa cut through the bingo hall to make her way towards the rear portals.
Portal #4, right in front of Guy, belched twice, producing two more rat swarms, which immediately attacked him, though his bulky coat and funky fresh dance moves kept him from taking damage. Steve was not so lucky, as one of the swarms he'd previously scared off returned and attacked him, causing 1 Wound.
Turn 4:
Blam! Blam! Paul cleared his gun and fired two rounds, sending two rat swarms scurrying for the safety of the sewers.
Lisa pulled a Mango Pineapple Punch-flavor Kaiju Energy Drink from her bag and chugged it, then zipped forward, speedily studying the portal, harvesting Arcana, and then shutting it down before the inevitable crash hit.
Guy managed to smash and scatter one of the swarms attacking him, while Steve struggled in vain against the swarm attacking him. Carrie successfully harvested a little more Arcana from the Nexus, and then used her "Arcane Dominion" trait to shut it down with ease.
Two rat swarms emerged from Portal 2, while a rat swarm and a red-robed cultist (I ran out of rat swarms) emerged from Portal 3. Rats moved into contact with Paul and Lisa, Guy took a wound from rat bites, and the cultist attacked Carrie, clocking her upside the head with the baton, causing one Wound. "For the glory of the Knight of the Black Blade!" the cultist frothed.
Turn 5:
Steve managed to kill the rats attacking him, and tossed a Dazzler (occult flashbang) into the scrum nearby; his aim was a little off, but he still managed to stun two rat swarms.
"You wanna see a magic trick?" Carrie snarled. She whipped a pistol out of her pocket and shot the cultist point blank in the stomach, kicking his falling body aside and twisting around. Holding her Relic high, she chanted words of power in a language kept secret for 12,000 years. Ghostly shapes swirled around her, wispy transparent arms and hands reaching and grasping. As she pronounced the final syllable, the vaporous mass exploded forward from her outstretched arm, destroying three rat swarms entirely.Paul got caught in the eldritch wave of power, thrown back against the squad car behind him.
"Easy there, Carrie! I'm not as young and flexible as I useta be!"
"Get moving!" she called back. "We need these portals closed NOW!" Paul didn't hesitate, but took off jogging towards Portal 1.
Guy killed the last of the rats surrounding him, and pulled some Arcana from the Portal. Lisa also wiped out the rats threatening her.
Two cultists emerged right in front of Guy. "Aw, come on," he said. "Look at me, you know who I am! Do you really wanna hit the host of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives?"
The cultists looked at each other. "I've always liked Alton Brown better, to be honest," and swung his club into Guy's face.
Another two cultists emerged from Portal 3, and approached menacingly but failed to reach Steve and Carrie.
Turn 6:
Paul successfully harvested Arcana from Portal 1 and closed it.
Lisa, seeing the trouble Guy was in, darted in and smashed one of the cultists over the head with her purse, dropping him like a sack of potatoes.
Guy and Steve fought back against the cultists attacking them, but without success. However, the cultists couldn't manage to land a successful hit on either of them, either.
Carrie dodged past the cultist threatening her, made her way to Portal 3 and when she couldn't center herself enough to pull Arcana from it, she simply closed it down.
With three of the four portals closed, no new enemies spawned. The sound of sirens was drawing near, and the Irregulars (and surviving cultists) slunk off into the darkness to lick their wounds and plan their next moves.
***
"Good work out there tonight, team" Carrie said as she popped the cap off a beer and raised the bottle in salute. "I'm proud of the way you looked out for each other. Closing three of the four portals is no small thing, and goddamn, we collected a lot of Arcana. Lisa, Steve, I'll be working with both of you on refining and putting that into use."
Paul put a folder of print-outs on the table. "Going over what we found, it looks like Harington was into some dark shit. We pulled Sumerian underworld hymns and curse tablet translations from his car, and the wounds in the photos the CSI team took of his body look ritualistic to me. I think our next move is going to be to check out his apartment which, thankfully, we're going to have access to. Seems the Professor dropped his keys at bingo last night, and Guy picked them up."
"Rest up, reload and get ready," Carrie said grimly. "I've got a feeling things are going to get rough for us soon."
"What was your first clue?" Guy asked sarcastically. "The red-robed chanting guys?"
"If we're facing more rats, I'm getting taller platform boots," Lisa added.
***
I'm really pleased with how that turned out! Nobody died, and the team harvested a fantastic 26 Arcana, which will go to improving their gear. I haven't calculated out XP yet or parceled rewards out.
Kinda wish the parking lot I knocked out from some MDF, sand, paint and glue hadn't warped, but them's the breaks. I'll take the lessons from this and try another one.
It definitely seems like a game that really benefits from putting the work into crafting a good narrative for it; without that, it's just waves of enemies coming towards you while you try to hit a few points of interest.
All in all, I'm looking forward to my next play through!

















































